Pineapple on pizza: yes or no?

You're in team adventurous. The sweet-salty contrast is a feature, not a bug — and you'll defend it against any purist.

You're a pizza traditionalist. Tomato, mozzarella, basil — that's the holy trinity. Fruit on pizza is sacrilege.

You'll tolerate it on Hawaiian — but otherwise, no. You allow exceptions for context.