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🛒I Found My Own Photo on Facebook Marketplace — Listed for Pickup

I was bored on the toilet at 11:47pm scrolling Marketplace for a used desk. I thumb-flicked past a vacuum, a couch, a Roomba — and then my own face. Mine. The selfie I'd posted to my close-friends story three hours earlier, cropped to a square. The caption underneath said: come pick her up tonight, address below, cash only.

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the scroll

I want to be clear that I almost missed it. The thumbnail was small and the algorithm had been feeding me chairs all week. I thumb-flicked, paused on a $40 IKEA Malm, kept going, and then something in my peripheral vision pulled me back two scrolls. I went up. I went up again. There it was. My selfie. Black tank, the necklace my sister gave me, the corner of the bar's neon menu behind my shoulder. Listed under furniture. The price field said FREE. The location field said an address I didn't recognize, but I recognized the cross-street because I'd literally just been there.

the caption

I read the caption four times before my brain processed it. come pick her up tonight. she's been drinking, she won't remember. door code in DMs. no cops, no questions, first come first serve. There was a little blue verified-business checkmark next to the seller name, which was something generic like 'Mike's Resale.' The profile had been active since 2019. Six hundred reviews. Five stars. People had written things like fast pickup and exactly as described and item was ready when I arrived. I locked my phone. I unlocked it. The listing was still there.

the address

I plugged the address into Maps. It was a house. Not a bar, not a hotel, a house — two blocks from the bar I'd just left, on a residential street I'd walked past maybe a hundred times without noticing. Street view showed a beige duplex with a chain-link fence and a porch light that looked like it had been on for years. The mailbox had no name. I zoomed in and saw a small camera mounted under the eaves, the kind that costs $29 at Costco. I screenshot everything. I tried to report the listing. The report button just spun. I refreshed. The listing was still up.

the dm

I made a burner Facebook account from my laptop while my phone sat face-down on the bath mat. I messaged 'Mike' from the burner. I said hi is the item still available. He responded in eleven seconds. yes ready for pickup, send eta. I asked for more photos. He sent three. The first was my selfie again. The second was the outside of the bar I'd been at, taken from across the street, at an angle that meant whoever took it had been sitting in a parked car. The third was the inside of the bar. My booth. My drink. The back of my head. Timestamp on the photo metadata: 9:42pm. I had left the bar at 9:50.

the friend

I called Maya. She picked up on the second ring because Maya always picks up. I read her the caption with my voice doing that thing where it goes high and then breaks. She told me to leave my apartment right now and come to hers. I said I am at my apartment, I am in my own bathroom, the door is locked. She said leave anyway. I said okay. I put on shoes over my pajama pants. I grabbed my keys. I opened the bathroom door and the apartment was exactly how I'd left it except the kitchen light was on and I had not turned the kitchen light on.

the doorbell

I stood in the hallway holding my keys like a weapon the way girls are taught to in middle school. The kitchen light hummed. I could hear my upstairs neighbor's TV. I could hear the fridge. I could not hear anyone breathing but that didn't mean anything. My phone buzzed in my hand and I almost screamed. It was a Facebook notification. Mike's Resale had updated the listing. New photos attached. I opened it. The first new photo was of my hallway. The second new photo was of my hallway with the kitchen light on. The third new photo had not been uploaded yet — it was loading — and then the doorbell rang.

what i did

I did not open the door. I did not look through the peephole. I walked, slowly, in socks because I had taken the shoes off again at some point without remembering, to the fire escape window in my bedroom. I climbed out. I sat on the metal grating for ninety minutes in a hoodie that wasn't warm enough until Maya's Uber pulled up to the alley. The doorbell rang the entire time. Not constantly. In a pattern. Three short, then one long, then a gap of about forty seconds, then three short again. Like someone was very patient. Like someone was not in a hurry. Like someone knew I was home.

the morning after

The listing was gone when I checked at sunrise from Maya's couch. Mike's Resale was gone too — profile deleted, reviews evaporated, like the whole account had been a window someone had closed. I filed a police report. The officer was kind and took notes and said this is the third one this month in your zip code, we're looking into it, please change your locks. I changed my locks. I moved two weeks later. I never figured out who took the photos. I never figured out how they got into my kitchen. I do know one thing for sure: when I went back to my old apartment to pick up mail last Tuesday, the porch light was on, and I do not remember turning it on.

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1
you see your own face listed on marketplace. first move?
call a friendcall the copsDM the seller backleave the house immediately
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2
the kitchen light is on. you didn't turn it on. what do you do?
fire escapegrab a knife and checklock yourself in the bathroomfreeze and listen
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3
would you have opened the door?
absolutely notpeephole onlyyelled through ityes (and i'd regret it)
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4
is this story real?
100% realembellished realcreepypastadoesn't matter — it could be
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the pattern doorbell (3 short, 1 long) — what does it mean?
just rhythmsignaling someone elsepsyops to scare hera code she should've known
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Frequently asked

Q.wait is this actually true?+

the bones are. composite of three reports from the same metro area, posted to a true-crime sub in 2024. names changed, timestamps shifted, but the marketplace listing, the photo updates, and the doorbell pattern are all from the original threads.

Q.did she call the police that night?+

not until morning. by the time the officer arrived the listing had been deleted, the seller account purged, and there was no forensic trail in the apartment beyond the kitchen light being on. the report exists but nothing came of it.

Q.is the listing still up somewhere?+

no. accounts running this scam typically burn the profile within 6-12 hours, which is why screenshots are the only evidence anyone ever has. archive.org doesn't cache marketplace listings.

Q.how did they get inside her apartment?+

she never figured out for sure. her best guess: someone followed her home from the bar, watched her punch the building code, and either had a key copy from a previous tenant or picked the deadbolt while she was in the bathroom. neither is comforting.

Q.what was the third photo that was loading?+

she closed the app before it finished uploading and the listing was gone by morning, so she never saw it. she has a theory. she will not say it out loud.

Q.what should you do if this happens to you?+

screenshot everything immediately (URLs, profile, photos, metadata if you can). leave wherever you are by a route that isn't the front door. call someone who can come get you. report to platform AND local police. assume the person knows where you are.