Coffee, no negotiation ☕
You need a jolt. Black coffee, espresso, or latte — without it your day doesn't start. You judge tea drinkers silently.
You need a jolt. Black coffee, espresso, or latte — without it your day doesn't start. You judge tea drinkers silently.
You prefer a softer caffeine curve. Green, black, or matcha — tea fits your slow-morning aesthetic and treats your stomach gently.
The disciplined type. Water hydrates without crashing — you skip stimulants entirely. Your skin thanks you.